Just that chick.

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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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leopard-cub:

Awww

*Air guitar* So take the old records off the shelf!

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When I tell people I'm a vegetarian

me: yeah I'm a vegetarian just so you know
them: oh haha that's ok just don't go shoving your beliefs down my throat and don't call me a murderer or carnivore or anything and don't expect me to eat tofu.
me: yeah that's ok it's your body eat whatever the hell you want
*eating together*
them: hey do you want some of this meat?
me: no thanks
them: oh yeah haha you don't eat meat! well you don't know what you're missing. come on just eat a steak or something you tree-hugging liberal communist hippie freak!
me: .......